Many people want to become millionaires. I do, you do, and your Mom does too. If you had invented the Million Dollar Home Page, then you could have become a millionaire in a few short months. Basically, some punkass British kid made a website of just ads (nothing else!) that are represented by little squares. The site contains 10,000 little squares, each of which contains an ad. The punkass British kid sold each square for $100, for a grand total of $1,000,000....damn British. Honestly, go drink tea or something.
We Didn't Start the Fire - Flash Video
Since I have already stated that I am angry with the British, I feel it is necessary to reaffirm my love for America. As such, I want to inform all of you of the We Didn't Start the Fire Flash Video created by Ye Li. In the video, the song is played while an image of each element of the song flashes on the screen.
Ye created this Flash Video while he was an undergrad at Caltech, and Ye currently studies at the University of Chicago. Although both schools aren't worthy enough to eat Haverford's excrement.
The Five Minute University - Father Guido Sarducci
Haverford College is very expensive. How would you like to get the same education for just $20? Father Guido Sarducci, once a castmember on Saturday Night Live, will show you how. Hilarious!
The Onion - Real News Done Right
Although I cannot profess to be a huge fan of "The Onion", or "La Cebolla" as it is called in Spanish, it is amusing from time to time. My friend Ben Pyenson gave me this link and demanded I post it. So, for fear of my life, here it is. Bon Apetit!
Good Ol' Ragin' Cajun Jokes - A Treat From the Bayous
With so much political incorrectness in the world these days, and so little here at Haverford College, making fun of Southerners seems like a great idea to me. My friend Ben also gave me the link to these. I read a few, and some of them make men seem stupid, but others aren't as fictional. Let me know what you think.
Know any other cool stuff? E-mail me the link and I'll see if it's worthy. I'll even give you props if I post it!
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