Some Little Known Squirrel Facts

1. A Squirrel is a type of rodent.
2. Squirrels like to eat garbage.
3. The "Black Squirrel" is actually a variant of the Eastern Gray Squirrel.
4. Squirrels are CUTE!!!
5. If squirrels were part of a real family, chipmunks, prairie dogs, and woodchucks would be related to them.
6. The word squirrelled, meaning to have hidden items away, is arguably the longest one-syllable word in the English language (www.wikipedia.com).
7. Everybody loves squirrels until they eat your garbage and destroy your house and everything that you've worked hard for in your life.
8. The squirrel embodies many of the most precious values at Haverford: namely, cuteness, sexyness, and the Honor Code.
9. If one person on earth had to be a squirrel, it would probably be Gilbert Gottfried (The Principal from the "Problem Child" Movies).