JSAAPP members favorite NON-ALCOHOLIC drinks and how to make ‘em:
Amy Alspaugh
Suicide: everything in the soda fountain
Nicole Magill
Tea: tea + water
Natalie Richman
Chocolate Milk: chocolate syrup + milk
Justin Meyerowitz
Kefir: goat's milk + lactoballicus acidophilus + saccharomyces kefir
AD
Pina Colada: pineapple juice + coco lopez coconut juice + pina mix + ice, blended with an umbrella on top
Jason McGraw
Virgin Pain in the Ass: pina mix + rum runner, layered "and a little wedge of lime would be nice, too"
Susanna Tolkin
Blood Soda: serum albumin + immunoglobulins + Na+ + Cl- + K+ + PO4^3- + Ca2+ + hormones + erythrocytes + leukocytes + thrombocytes + Sprite
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